Close

Our English language may not be the craziest in the world, but it must surely be in the running. Take, for example, the word “close”. If you mean “to shut”, as in “close the door”, the word rhymes with “those”. But if you mean “nearly”, as in “close to home”, the word rhymes with “dose”. If you are in sales, you want to be close to a close, don’t you?

Modern English makes no sense from any linguistic analysis, whether pronunciation, grammar, spelling, or lexicon. And yet, it is the world’s foremost language.

We can’t even get it straight amongst English speakers– in England and south of the Equator, “saw” rhymes with “sore”, and “car” rhymes with “bah!”, but not so in Canada, most of the US, Scotland and Ireland. Over here, “caught” rhymes with “cot”, over there, it rhymes with “court”.

And exactly what is the point of silent letters, such as the “k” in knot or the “g” in gnat? Why pronounce “sight” and “site” the same, yet spell them differently?

But about one thing there is no dispute: today is election day in Canada, one of the most consequential in our lifetimes. If you love this country, get out and vote!

Similar Posts

  • The Septuagenarian

    A recent article set me off, not because of its content (it was rather vapid) but because the preppy little princess who authored the thing kept chirping on about “the septuagenarian”, apparently her new favourite word. Septuagenarian? What the heck are “septuagenarians”? Are they custodians of septuagens? Maybe officers in the Roman Senate? Perhaps septuagenarians…

  • The Rule of Law

    It was a fine English June day, over eight hundred years ago, that the barons of England confronted King John in the meadows of Runnymede, a green paradise on the banks of the River Thames. There were pomp and panoply and circumstances, but at base it was all business. The almost unanaimous barons were fed…

  • Rules Have a Tone of Voice

    Guest article by Lewis S. Eisen If you run a business that has employees or customers, you actually produce a lot of rules. Whether you call them “policies,” “terms and conditions” or simply “instructions,” essentially they are rules for other people to follow, for example, you might send out instructions for preparation or information explaining…

  • The Master Race?

    Sometimes I wonder how homo sapiens ever made it to the top of the food chain. In fact, if anyone but ourselves had been in charge of assigning Latin names to the species, would anyone else have called us “wise man”? Given that we are something less than a minute away from Armageddon Midnight on…

  • Self Jokes

    Self-deprecating humor is a wonderful piece in the toolkit of any communicator. It can oil the gears in networking and win over an audience for the platform speaker. In general, it’s a powerful device for engagement. But yet. Self-deprecating humor, like any other tool, can cause more harm than good and should always be used…